clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
you just broke the fourth wall
I feel the need to sing the instrumentals of a song as much as I feel the need to sing the lyrics.
You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?
im so jealous of people that can eat a whale without gaining a pound
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
*does a crunch* where are my abs
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless